Halloween, as you’ve probably noticed, is almost upon us. Hooray for funky gourds and ginormous bags of candy! Less of a hooray for the kid costume situation. If you’re like us, you might be struggling to think of a Halloween costumes for your child, struggling to get your child to decide, or struggling to talk your child out of a decision (“maybe you can be a ninja dragon that breathes real fire next year”).

Fear not! You can save yourself a headache and a hassle by shopping for costumes based on your child’s Zodiac sign. Read on for our suggestions—you might even gain some insight into why your Taurus is crazy about glamping or why your three-year-old Capricorn already has a five-year plan.